little red corvette and the Arizona state trooper: am i funny?

daisy’s back asked:
A senior citizen drove his brand new red Corvette convertible out of
the Arizona dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80
mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had
left.”Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-10 toward Tucson, pushing the pedal
even more. [...]